Who ARE You?Sep 30th, 2009 | By Leonard Legends & Legacies | Category: Featured Articles
Know how to tell when a blogger’s running out of things to discuss? He/she starts rambling about his/her visitor logs.
That’s right, ladies and germs, I can SEE where you’re coming from, how often, and what you’re doing while you’re here. BTW, you might wanna close those blinds behind you….
Most days, the logs are pretty boring, but occasionally, things start showing up that make me scratch my head and go “Whuh?” See, the logs tell me pretty much everything about you, except your NAME. So, who ARE you, anyway? I don’t mean the regulars from Pennsylvania, Ohio, Missouri, Michigan and such… I KNOW who you guys are.
But I’m dying to know who’s visiting from Johannesburg, South Africa and why? C’mon don’t be shy… I know you were here for seven and a half minutes on Monday, you run Firefox on a Mac (interesting combination), and your resolution is 1280 x 1024. I know which pages you visited and what you searched for. What I don’t know is your name. C’mon… cough it up!
Or you, over there in the corner, in Auckland, New Zealand. You were here for six and a half HOURS on Monday! You must’ve found SOMETHING interesting? Either that, or you fell asleep at the keyboard reading this drivel.
Or how ’bout the guy/gal from Bhubaneswar, India? You got here by searching for “Legends Blog.” Were you really looking for ME, or is that a banana in your pocket?
And you, over there in Manchester, England… did you find the John Leonard you were looking for? Probably an Iron Leonard, doncha know. But if you find a Solomon connection, please let me know!
Among domestic visitors, somebody in Birmingham, Alabama gets the award for “Whut the Hell were you trying to accomplish for seventeen hours and 56 minutes yesterday?” If you just ask, I could probably email you a report.
Among the other newcomers, at least the ones I noticed this week… Mesa, Tuscon, and Scottsdale, Arizona; Morgantown, Hope Mills, and Raleigh, North Carolina; Buffalo, New York (34 visits a week ago Saturday?).
I could go on, but I’ve already lost you and bored myself so if you’re still here… TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!